my words get all jumbled
I am a crazy cat lady, weirdo football fan, strange vegetarian gluten free eats only air apparently, compulsive crafter and acquirer of red things.
That's really all you need to know.
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A few weeks ago:
me: this HAS to be a fake package
jenn: is it wrong i know what that picture is *before* i click the link?
me: hahaha
i’m in good company
jenn: thing is..the man either pads ALL the time or he’s hung like a horse
jenn: ..god why am i googling david beckham bulge
me: mostly i’m concerned about his wife
i mean, she’s so tiny
that it would come out the other side
jenn: she’s very thin and he looks like he has a drainpipe down his shorts
me: EXACTLY
jenn: so google proves
…he’s thicker in the pants department than wayne rooney on mastermind
me: …wow
And now? SILVER BECKHAM WITH A BULGE THE SIZE OF RUSSIA. -
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